Wednesday, December 28, 2011

'tis almost time to WASSAIL!




Old apple tree, we wassail thee,
And hoping thou wilt bear
For the Lord doth know where we shall be
Till apples come another year.
For to bear well, and to bloom well
So merry let us be,
Let every man take off his hat,
And shout to the old apple tree!
Old apple tree, we wassail thee,
And hoping thou wilt bear
Hatfuls, capfuls and three bushel bagsful
And a little heap under the stairs,
Hip, Hip, Hooray!

my favourite celebration this time of year - the wassail - we'll drink homemade cider and sing to the trees out in the old orchard to ensure another fruitful and successful year to come!

my wassail of choice?  West Croft in Brent Knoll, innit.

Saturday, November 19, 2011

TIIIIIIME TRAVELLLLLLLL

the clocks have changed, it's pretty fascinating. we've changed time, we've all travelled one hour, we've added 60 minutes. i always thought time was a sacred cow, but it turns out that we can just tweak it a bit when we need to, so it's totally arbitrary.

i really wish that sacred cow called MONEY was as open to a li'l tweakeroo, or a big tweakerama when times came a-calling....



this great (and rather dashing) man can time travel. i hope i am around next time he comes visiting. he claims his people have ended death, disease and aging.

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

...aaaaand another thing....

busy business

what a busy month of October - Cafe Pyrus was the perfect setting for the paintings I've popped out so far! I hope you got a chance to see it!!

what's that?
you didn't?!
well don't get your knickers in a twist, because Dan Forsey of The Tannery School of Music in Kitchener has bagged Hayley Schmalz AND me for a double header! we'll be schmoozing with you riff-raff on Friday November 12th from 6 - 8.

Hayley's work is basically amazing, if you haven't seen her etchings have a warm up gander at these.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

6 week show opening TUESDAY! at Cafe Pyrus!

ch-ch-check this outttt!! all the amazing paintings i've been working on this year are on show in Kitchener from Tuesday 'til almost the end of October. this ART SHOW coincides with amazing CAFKA - the biennial contemporary ART FESTIVAL of Kitchener's very own! do an art crawl, and stop for some tasty mental refreshment at Pyrus.

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Vlad The Impressionist.

vladimir nikolic is an inspired and whimsical genius!


and furthermore...

Monday, August 22, 2011

Summer Flings!

it's like a giant weiriod kinder surprise.
this beetle was shot in Victorian times by an insect hunter.
this was the first girl to ever use a camera.
none of these folks are going to be home in time for tea.
the yellow one is called Wizbit.
Einstein is the smaller of these two dudes. his bezzie is Playboy.

this explorer lived his entire life on the interior of our planet. in this snap he is wearing the suit his parents sent down to him at age 13.